dear stupid attention seeking hipster girls
you are not cute or artsy. your profile picture that is a photobooth picture WITHOUT YOUR FACE IN IT is not cute OR artsy. it’s stupid and you’re annoying so just be real or go away.
GUESS WHAT JUST SHIPPED THIS MORNING?!?!?!? the bottom half of my outfit for summer massive!!!!!!! gah i can’t fuckin wait to walk around and be all jingly jangly
i’m gonna take you out tonight i’m...
to all the girls of tumblr and the world
ya’ll need to find yourselves some nice men who will make you sandwiches when you come home wasted.
check these beats out →
this guy sounds just like yoni wolf from why? and is just really ridiculous but good in a weird way
setbabiesonfire: Reblog this and list 5 things that you like about yourself/your life. My hair (on most days) Cooking skills Body shape My boy :) :) Being a good listener
nolanslifeisaverage: honeystopthecar: metallifuck: heroes-and-cons: jessesabsentberg: Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Give A Dramatic Reading Of Anthony Weiner’s Sexts jane lynch oh my GOD bahahahahaahaha I am getting misty from laughing so hard. omfg-omfg-omfg
for as much of the summer as possible starting this past sunday